oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

(via teenager90s)

officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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heatmor:

why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

(via whats-left-unsaid-says-it-all)

Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE
regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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